witblitz

Dear Asshole,

Please stop acting as if everyone owes you anything and that you’re the king of the world.

Truth is, you’re just a motherfucking asshole who’s extremely lucky the people around haven’t eaten you alive yet. 

There was no need to send an email. Sure, maybe it absolves any blame or fines due to our house because you claim the mess is not yours. But here’s a big fuck you: because YOU are messy too. YOU leave shit in the sink, YOU leave shit on the benches, but WE do not give a shit because it’s a house of 9, and we live and let live. So, if WE can live with YOUR SHIT, must you really dig around just to take photos and send it in in an email to complaint? 

Stop taking / using our shit. We stopped being friends a long time ago. There is no doubt about that. So seriously, why the fuck are you still touching our shit and using them with such impunity? You know, even friends stop to ask friends if they can “borrow” their shit before using. You, instead, just take it as if it’s yours, use it as if its yours, and curse and swear when it’s not available to you. Once again, let me remind you, we DO NOT owe you anything, so GET OVER YOURSELF. Stop using MY pots and pans. Stop using MY sauces and spices. Stop using MY kitchen tools and accessories. Stop using Bryna’s television. Stop using Jason’s kitchen towels. Seriously, that is the most fucked up. It’s other people’s shit. Must you really use it all up, and NOT replace it? Who in the world takes other people’s shit without asking, and then only confess when the others are looking for their missing shit? Thieves.

I can go on, but I stopped caring a long time ago. Right now, I just want to see you gone. Fucking far away. Take your shit with you. Take your piece of shit red car, and your ugly bike with you. You are seriously not wanted/needed at all here. Go fuck up someone else’s life. We are done with you.